The Daddy Tee
| S | M | L | XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This relaxed cotton tee blends deadpan humor with minimalist art — a single-line spider sketch beneath bold, hand-lettered text that reads “CALL ME DADDY.” Lightweight but sturdy, it wears like a favorite band shirt and reads like an inside joke shared among friends. Wear it to break the ice, start a laugh, or add a touch of offbeat personality to a laid-back outfit. The clean white canvas keeps the playful graphic front-and-center while the classic cut slips easily into everyday rotation.
The mood is casual, a little mischievous, and confidently irreverent. Picture slow afternoons at a house party, late-night drives with the windows down, or backyard hangs where someone tells that one ridiculous story and everyone bursts out laughing. This tee sits comfortably in that scene — effortless, cheeky, and unapologetically bold in small doses. It pairs with worn denim, canvas sneakers, and a “don’t-care” smile.
Fans of dark humor, meme culture, and understated graphics will recognize the tone immediately. The single-line spider sketch speaks to people who like subtle visual jokes and ironic statements, while the bold text pulls the punchline into plain sight. Bring it to casual meetups, music nights, or relaxed gift exchanges where humor and personality matter more than polish.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and cleaner fit
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main graphic ensures crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean